“If you’re going to bill yourself as a one-stop-shopping place, then you should stock basic items, not just fancy versions of basic items. I mean, why would you have every possible color of electrician’s tape except for black?”
“Why would you stock bicycle helmets in the name of safety, but not carry replacement brake pads?”
“ZOMG! An amber alert that doesn’t feature white kids! There’s hope left for the country!”
“For lo, though I live in the valley of 128mb of RAM, I shall fear no tabbed browser.”
Oh, and my wife hurt herself earlier today. She’s fine, just a twisted ankle (the one with hardware in it though – OWCH) but that meant I left work early. I finally had a chance to confab with several of my profs therefore, and so my college situation is a little less precarious than it was before. But now my ankles hurt, my meds are kicking in, and the eyelids are drooping. Night, all.