I was surprised when she complimented my butt.
I had (have) a dangerous thing: A brain weasel that rationalizes away the truth.
Whether it’s a writer bragging about not being distracted, a person insulting another for not being “tough” enough, or a non-social-distancing idiot: all are the fool who cannot understand that the wind does not respect them.
Sometimes situations can be read in two different ways. Was that person being rude, or…