Thank God for Pseudoephedrine

(All the links are safe for work. I’m not that out of it…)

I mean, claritin and zyrtec are nice, but on days like today, when every plant’s got that sexual feeling, when my head feels thicker than… well, thick…

Yeah. Gimmie some serious decongestant. Let my sinuses breathe and flow.

I mean, there’s nothing quite like sniffing plant sperm to make the day go right.

Tags: rant, pollen, sinuses

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