For a few weeks now, I’ve had negative spoons. Imaginary spoons, even.
I decided to finally go ahead and make the shirt for it.
You can get men’s t-shirts with this design here: http://bit.ly/1xjX0Qx
You can get women’s t-shirts with this design here: http://bit.ly/1zDfcBW
(If you don’t know spoon theory, see this post. If you don’t know math, ask your parents.)