This will not do, people.
When the zombie velociraptors rise up and hook all our brains out with those big-ass claws and hunt us like red-shirted extras in the latest Jurassic Park knock-off, who is going to be upset then, hm? Those of you being eaten, I bet. Oh yeah, they’ll be munching on your brains and…
Yeah, but zombie velociraptors, man. They’ll blow your mind.
Well, yeah, unless they’re slow zombies.
Nevermind. Carry on.
But if a zombie velociraptor is eating your brain, don’t come running to me!
[this post brought to you by Steve feeling ill which is messing with Steve’s head and causing Steve to refer to himself in the third person.]