A strange sort of notoriety…

random.pngI just realized that over on Jim C. Hines’ blog, there’s more posts tagged with my name than are tagged Velocirapocalypse.

This will not do, people.

When the zombie velociraptors rise up and hook all our brains out with those big-ass claws and hunt us like red-shirted extras in the latest Jurassic Park knock-off, who is going to be upset then, hm? Those of you being eaten, I bet. Oh yeah, they’ll be munching on your brains and…

…what? That’s a Utahraptor? Velociraptors aren’t nearly that big?

Yeah, but zombie velociraptors, man. They’ll blow your mind.

Well, yeah, unless they’re slow zombies.

Nevermind. Carry on.

But if a zombie velociraptor is eating your brain, don’t come running to me!

[this post brought to you by Steve feeling ill which is messing with Steve’s head and causing Steve to refer to himself in the third person.]

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