Random Picturey Post

I got hit with a stomach bug (hooray for Tang and crackers!), so it’s a grab-bag of pics from my (new-to-me) cell phone. Keep in mind that I wasn’t looking for a camera, just a cheap phone that makes calls… so yeah, this pictures are… abstract… at times. But hey, they’ve got witty captions, so it’s all good.

Startled Kitty Is Startled
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Teenager Practices Looking Disinterested, Aloof
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Ex-Smoker Swears He Gained Weight Because He Quit Smoking, Really. Ignore the Twinkie.
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These last three don’t get witty captions. The horror speaks for themselves. These were NOT at a thrift store. I saw them at Walgreens while waiting for my anti-nausea meds. They’re supposed to be Christmas carolers or something… or something… Note the irregular, bulging eyes…as if they’ve seen something Beyond The Void….

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To think that we burned oil to import these … things… from overseas… ::shudder::

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