For the sake of brevity, here’s the last verse. Regional variations are encouraged. 🙂
Singing this post aloud is also encouraged. Even if you can’t sing. ESPECIALLY if you can’t sing.
I did it (it’s not the greatest recording, but isn’t that the point?). (direct download here if the player’s not working)
On the Twelfth Day of LOLMas, my in-laws gave to me:
Ten do not wants
Nine Takeis calling douchebags douchebags
Eight Leeeroy Jenkins
Seven Sheldons knocking
Six more cowbells
Five For The Win!
Four basement cats
Two stuffed Failwhales
And Bacon On A Tree!!!