Once again, I entered the Weekly Challenge with this story; feel free to check out the others and vote for my story on their website. If the player’s borked (like it is in some feed readers), you can download the audio here.
So when the tree people got home, they wanted to sleep. But they couldn’t. The mostly hairless apes that lived next door kept them up all night long. The apes were making babies really loudly.
So the next day, while the apes slept peacefully, breathing clearly, the tree people returned the favor. That night, the apes’ noses were too clogged to make babies.
And the tree people slept peacefully.