The shirts and stickers I have in my merch shop are ones that I — or someone else — want to see in the world. That very much goes for these two designs.
This first one is inspired by more than a few neurospicy people I know, who are almost more impressed if you show up with coloring books than if you show up with flowers.

The second parody was created by specific request. After all, if laying on a beach can be someone’s whole personality, then why not this? This PARODY design is a parody that is made for the proudly sex-positive person in your life — including yourself!

You can get these (and other designs) as shirts, stickers, and other accessories at my Spreadshop store, currently offering free shipping for a few more days!