Halloween – A 100 Word Story

Apparently Laurence is having problems with the 100 Word Story server, but goshdarnit, this week’s challenge is holiday based. So here it is, folks – my Halloween 100 Word Story. You can listen to the audio below using the player, or download it from this link.

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Sit down. I don’t care if you have fangs, or claws, or fur where you shouldn’t. Sit down. Have some milk.

I imagine this isn’t the response you expected. Cookie? Sorry, I don’t have any raw childflesh.

Would it make you feel better if I screamed?

I’m not going to. You don’t scare me, Mister Monster-Man.

There’s this girl, Sally. I like her, but she’s way cooler than me. So I sent her a card saying how I feel.

I got a letter back. I haven’t opened it.

I’m more scared of what’s inside than I am of you.

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