Apparently Laurence is having problems with the 100 Word Story server, but goshdarnit, this week’s challenge is holiday based. So here it is, folks – my Halloween 100 Word Story. You can listen to the audio below using the player, or download it from this link.
Sit down. I don’t care if you have fangs, or claws, or fur where you shouldn’t. Sit down. Have some milk.
I imagine this isn’t the response you expected. Cookie? Sorry, I don’t have any raw childflesh.
Would it make you feel better if I screamed?
I’m not going to. You don’t scare me, Mister Monster-Man.
There’s this girl, Sally. I like her, but she’s way cooler than me. So I sent her a card saying how I feel.
I got a letter back. I haven’t opened it.
I’m more scared of what’s inside than I am of you.