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Man loses part of leg in fireworks accident

Police said a man lost part of his leg when fireworks exploded inside his truck while he was parked outside a Riverside bar early July 4.

According to a police report, the 3 a.m. blast outside The Christy Club on Valley Street was so strong it blew out the windows of the man’s red Nissan SUV.

Let’s parse that out again. Fireworks. A bar. Three A.M.

Is there an outcome involving those three elements that does not invite disaster?
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2 Comments

  1. July 5, 2008

    One can almost infer the element of idiocy was also somehow involved, can’t one?

  2. July 6, 2008

    how about we outlaw bars and 3am? 🙂

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